THE REPLACEMENTS: Hootenanny Originally transcribed by Mark Timmins. Corrections submitted by //Skyway\\ subscribers. Please send any corrections to "skyway@novia.net" (And feel free spread this file to any lyrics servers!) (//Skyway\\ information follows these lyrics) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOOTENANNY (Hootenanny in E) Well, it's a hootenanny It's a hootenanny It's a hootenanny It's a hootenanny It's a hootenanny Boy, the candy It's a hootenanny Hootenanny Hootenanny Hootenanny Hootenanny It's a hoot It's a hoot Chris, Chris Mars (?) Hootenanny Hootenanny Hootenanny Hootenanny All night long RUN IT Red light red light run it Red light red light run it Lyndale Garfield Back up now 'cept engine stopped runnin' There ain't nobody watchin' -- run it There ain't nobody watchin' -- run it Lyndale Garfield Back up now 'cept engine stopped runnin' ______________________ Ain't no truth -- run it Ain't no good -- run it Lyndale Garfield Back up now 'cept (?) engine stopped runnin' (?) Run it Run run run it COLOR ME IMPRESSED Everybody at your party They all look depressed Everybody dressin' funny Color me impressed Stayin' out late tonight Won't be gettin' any sleep Givin' out their word Cuz that's all that they won't keep Put the party on the mirror Oh shit, pass the bill to Chris Intoxicated lover ending our french kiss Can you stand me on my feet? (2x) (Everybody) (many x) Everybody at your party They don't look depressed And everybody's dressin' funny Color me impressed Color me impressed (4x) I call it out (?) WILLPOWER Willpower changed my mind Willpower changed my mind Stop it Stop it Stop it ___________ Stop it Stop it Stop it just in time Willpower changed your mind (my life) Minutes seems like hours Take yours don't take mine Stop it Stop it Stop it here it comes (?) Stop it Stop it Stop it drink and drive (?) Willpower changed my mind Willpower Stop it Stop it Stop it here it comes (?) Stop it Stop it Stop it drink and drive (?) I don't wanna stop it (repeat to fade) TAKE ME DOWN TO THE HOSPITAL Well I can't breathe I can't swallow Here today Gonna be back tomorrow Lyin' in back With your heart attack In the front seat With Pete Pete Pete Red light running Drag me in Move the seat back It's Saturday night Take me down -- hospital Take me down -- hospital Wrap me up Throw me out Jockey the phones Fill out these forms Take off your shirt Where does it hurt? Get outta them slacks outta them slacks -- cut the belt Take me to -- hospital Take me to -- hospital Take me down -- hospital Take me down -- hospital Oh. oww. oww. no-ho-ho. I don't wanna Ride no car Makin' love in my own backyard Take me to -- hospital Take me to -- hospital Take me down -- hospital Take me down -- hospital Hospital I don't wanna Die before my time Already used 8 of my lives (3x) Take me to -- hospital Take me to -- hospital Take me down -- hospital Take me down -- hospital MR. WHIRLY (Wait wait wait do the whole thing) Now come on baby do the twist (2x) Shake it around It goes like this Now come on baby do the twist (2x) Shake it around Mr. Whirly Please don't call me I've been drinkin' alone Whirly Please don't follow me home Mr. Whirly Please don't call me I've been waitin' at the CC Whirly Surely you know by now Come on, Whirly Whoooo Go on baby You're cool Shake it around 1,2,3 strikes and you are I said you're the WITHIN YOUR REACH I could live without so much I can die without a clue Sun keeps risin' in the west I keep on wakin' fully confused I never seen no mountain Never swam no sea City got me drownin' I guess it's up to me I can('t?) live without your touch (2x) Cold without so much Can die without a dream Live without your touch I'll die within your reach Reach Reach I never seen no mountain Never swam no sea Drownin' in this city Well, it's really up to me I can('t?) live without your touch (3x) Die within your reach Die within your reach Die within your reach Die within your reach Reach Die within your Reach Die within your Reach Reach ... for the sky BUCK HILL Buck Hill! Buck Hill! LOVELINES Stop it (sniffs) Slightly overweight girls need sex also Send your note and desires Means of contact P.O. Box 8941 Baby you have been along I'll read another As soon as it comes around Feeling pressure? Call Lovelines JD if you need a fishing partner please let me know Visitors welcome instruction 5 generation mess you give for naught Hey Ellen Mark says hi Tom what else can I say I love you very much I'm glad we're together miss you a lot Love kitten Ooh yeah ooh yeah Kitten Ooh yeah ooh yeah Lurkin' lizards lyin' in the tanners (?) under an oral fix waiting for the return of the crawling kingsnake John Lee okay grin & bear it Fantasy Phone Swingers' Hotline Pure silk, pure seduction G-strings in petal pink Hell Attract some women scientific formulated spray the conductive male hormone work turn the lights off ooh baby, let's turn a page Person-to-person And it's all a bunch of shit Wednesday, October 13th, 1982 volume 4, number 79 YOU LOSE (Are we gonna record this one I see well actually) Yeah You lose You lose Yeah You lose You lose It's a game show or a video It's all the same don'tcha know Spend your money doin' that You'll lose your mind you won't get it back Yeah You lose You lose Yeah You lose You lose Hypnotize them VHO (?) Even still your mind's on hold Reaction distraction Win or loss and I don't even know how much I cost Yeah You lose You lose Yeah You lose You lose Winner losers all the same Make your bet that's my degeneration Oh no Winner losers Kodachrome (?) __________________________ Yeah You lose You lose Yeah You lose You lose sucker Yeah You lose HEYDAY (Hit it ... Bob!) Sittin' at home, I'm so excited Goin' to the party tho' we weren't invited Times ain't tough, just tedious Get up -- heyday _______ heyday Dont' hate it Mamamama heyday Geniuses act like idiots Idiots act like geniuses Heyday My heyday Heyday Mamamama heyday It ain't gonna last Ain't yo ________ It ain't gonna last It's my heyday my little heyday it's your heyday babadaba heyday my heyday your heyday my heyday mamamama heyday It's your heyday It's your heyday TREATMENT BOUND We're gettin' no place fast as we can Get a noseful from our so-called friends We're gettin' nowhere quick as we know how We whirl from town to town treatment bound First thing we do when we finally pull up Get shitface drunk try to sober up There'll be no pose tonight no money in sight Label wants a hit and we don't give a shit Cuz where gettin' no place as fast as we can We get a noseful from our so-called friends We're gettin' nowhere quick as we know how We whirl from town to town Duluth to Madison Treatment bound Gettin' nowhere (keep goin') Second thing we do is walk around Goto the job or try to hold one down There's no mass appeal carton's asleep at the wheel Yesterday's trash too bored to thrash We're gettin' nowhere fast as we can We got a noseful of them so-called friends We're gettin no place as quick as we know how We're gettin' nowhere what will we do now? Take it, Scotty Tommy: one of the chords at that one part you just fucked it up Paul: fucked 'im up ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- / // The\kyway \\ / skyway@novia.net ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (c) 1996 Bastards of Young (BOY/BetaOmegaYamma) Productions list manager: Matthew Tomich (matt@novia.net) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKYWAY SUBSCRIPTION/WEB PAGE INFORMATION Send all listserver commands in the body of a letter to "majordomo@novia.net" To subscribe to the //Skyway\\: subscribe skyway To unsubscribe from the //Skyway\\: unsubscribe skyway The //Skyway\\ web page: http://www.novia.net/~matt/sky/skyway.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Send submissions to: skyway@novia.net -------------------------------------------------------------------------------